You should give him a 90% exemption to the carbon tax like you did for big emitters. Cap his income tax at $50 a basket. Just high enough to be annoying, not high enough to achieve anything. If that fails throw in a paper water bottle sort of thing
This would be 100x funnier if he did this exact same thing but with a bottled water:
Kawhi Leonard sees that there is a Water bottle on his interview table.
Immediately after: Removes bottle off table, and says "Not sponsored by Water." https://twitter.com/Farbod_E/status/1229648481997864967…